That's the artificial horizon, which is better than the actual horizon.

September 18th, 2003

This stuff just writes itself.

September 17th, 2003

From: goldie <goldie@zikk.com>
To: <blizzard@redhat.com>
Subject: queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

                       austins the name spammins mAh game
                

                  you mess wit da 47 man, pshh you aint g0t n0 plan

              step t0 mah elite mailin skillz, joo best head to da hillzzzzz
  
     when 47 gets j00 ya best call up yah crew, or imma come rat -ta -tat tat 
 
                             0n y0 punk azzz with MAH GAT!

September 9th, 2003

The Awful Truth

September 2nd, 2003

It's a new month, and you know what that means, right? It's time to make fun of some more clueless AIM users.