October 24th, 2004
10:57am: my big fat obnoxious airplane

If a Boeing 767 runs out of fuel at 41,000 feet what do you have? Answer: A 132 ton glider.

October 14th, 2004
10:18pm: banda de los corazones

Imagine a movie. It's a musical. Starring Peter Frampton, The Bee Gees, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, and Earth Wind and Fire. And to top it off, Steve Martin and George Burns. Yes, folks, it's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Everyone should see this movie.