Here's my list if features that should be included for Firefox 1.0:
- A mind-controlled UI: but it only works if you think in
russian! - Flashback mode: whenever you hear a helicopter overhead the
browser will redirect all page loads to web.archive.org, circa 5
years ago. - Stealth mode: using specially malformed headers, Firefox will
load your web pages and web servers will be unable to log your
vists. - Mach 6 Technology: advanced compression algorithms will make
the web faster than it's ever been before! - Arctic compliant: you can land firefox on an ice flow in the
middle of the north atlantic. Not sure why you would need this,
but hey, we had some extra bandwith.
