http://www.0xdeadbeef.com/weblog I love you. Thu, 26 May 2011 20:29:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 http://www.0xdeadbeef.com/weblog/2004/02/you-named-it-what/ http://www.0xdeadbeef.com/weblog/2004/02/you-named-it-what/#comments Tue, 10 Feb 2004 00:24:00 +0000 Christopher Blizzard http://www.0xdeadbeef.com/?p=135 Continue reading →]]> Here's my list if features that should be included for Firefox 1.0:

• A mind-controlled UI: but it only works if you think in
  russian!
• Flashback mode: whenever you hear a helicopter overhead the
  browser will redirect all page loads to web.archive.org, circa 5
  years ago.
• Stealth mode: using specially malformed headers, Firefox will
  load your web pages and web servers will be unable to log your
  vists.
• Mach 6 Technology: advanced compression algorithms will make
  the web faster than it's ever been before!
• Arctic compliant: you can land firefox on an ice flow in the
  middle of the north atlantic. Not sure why you would need this,
  but hey, we had some extra bandwith.

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