i am patient zero

by Christopher Blizzard

no pony for me

That’s what a cold looks like. Captured in time, forever.

It seems like every time I travel somewhere interesting, I get sick. First it was India, then Brazil and now Australia. The pattern is this: I go for about 3 days and then on the 4th day, I feel like crap. On the last two days I get to hang around my hotel room hiding from the rest of humanity. This trip has been no different, sadly. I just hope I didn’t get anyone else sick by being at the conference the first few days.